This Dinner Will Get You Laid – Roast Lamb with all the trimmings for Easter

 

Easter eggs and lamb illustration for the perfect Easter roast dinner

A few weeks ago Jon and I went to Hungry In Brooklyn’s supper club, where we enjoyed lovely food, congenial company and a generally all round good time. And there was a dog called James. And there was lamb.

The lamb had been slow cooking for most of the day. And James had been smelling it for most of the day. So by the time it was revealed and ceremoniously plated, he was pretty interested in having a taste of it. Big brown up turned eyes, mournful face, the whole nine yards. And when our hosts caved and carved him a chunk he looked like the happiest creature on earth. Simple pleasures.

Lamb does that. And not only to serious-minded dogs. Continue reading

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The Wednesday Tipple – Better The Devil You Know? Beers and “Salad” (Deviled) Eggs

Deviled egg illustration for deviled egg recipeJames was introducing his new boyfriend to his cousins visiting from Kentucky, and wanted moral support so he invited a group of relative-appropriate friends to come along to the bar and be on their best behavior. Continue reading

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The Monday Treat – Easter Egg Nests

Mini egg basket illustration for Easter egg basket recipeI have given up chocolate for Lent, and so it is in great anticipation of Easter that I suggest this Monday treat.

These nests also happen to be perfect if you find yourself needing to entertain children while, to pick a random example, their mother goes to have her roots touched up for the afternoon in a salon in Soho. For four hours. Continue reading

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This dinner will get you laid – a proper meat pie

Meat pie illustration for a proper meat pie recipe with pastryThere is currently a commercial on the tv where an infatuated suitor notices how much his girlfriend dotes upon her parents’ pet cat. The details of his dastardly plan no doubt forming in his mind he rushes home, turns his study into a special cat room complete with a cat tree and a cat hammock, then he acquires a fluffy white scrap of a kitten with big blue eyes, and ties a heart-shaped collar around its neck bearing the legend “will you marry us?” Of course the girlfriend is powerless to resist the allure of the adorable kitten and says yes.

A proper meat pie is the culinary equivalent of this. Continue reading

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Spring vegetable spotlight – 10 ways to eat Asparagus

Great asparagus tart recipe

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The Wednesday Tipple – Limoncello Fizz and Garlic Bread

Peas and a limoncello fizz illustration for the Wednesday tipple with a garlic bread recipeThe weather, having taken a turn for the better here in NYC, has pushed us outside onto the balcony, where we sit wrapped up in sweaters, and watch our fledgling plants as their new leaves flutter in the breeze.

Are they damp enough? Too damp? Warm enough? In the shade too much? Do they need feeding? Should we play them Mozart to stimulate their growth and make them happy? My husband and I fuss anxiously and watch the setting sun reflecting off the buildings.

Then we eat garlic bread and green salad for dinner and continue our progress through the limoncello that I couldn’t resist buying due to the fact that it comes in a glass bottle shaped like a giant lemon.

I clearly remember where I was when I drank my first limoncello. Continue reading

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The Monday Treat – Dauphinoise Potatoes and Mustard Pork Chops

Dauphinoise potato illustration for dauphinoise recipeDauphinoise potatoes are among life’s great pleasures. They also happen to be one of my husband’s favorite things to eat.

Layers of potato are baked with butter and cream until they’re soft and melting, perfect alongside a seared mustard pork chop – comforting bistro food for a fresh spring night. Continue reading

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This Dinner Will Get You Laid – Penne alla Vodka

Penne Ala Vodka photo and illustration for recipeDespite spending quite a lot of time in Italy, I had never heard of penne alla vodka until I first came to New York.

I sublet an apartment through Craig’s List, and the plan was that I would meet the owner’s friend there to get the keys. I’d paid up front. Three month’s rent to a total stranger on the internet. Continue reading

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Wednesday Tipple – A Blushing Lady gets twisted with Parsley Pesto

Blushing Lady cocktail illustration and a photo of narcissus for Wendesday cocktail recipeI am prone to blushing, and not in a sweet fresh faced English rose sort of way. Unlike Amazing Grace, who generally looks like a commercial for Benefit tint.

Things are going well with Alex. Blush.

He’s basically living with her. Blush.

Which is causing housemate Steven to roll his eyes in a judgmental fashion. Blush.

Not that housemate Steven has a leg to stand on, since she and Alex are discrete and mostly stay in her room, and housemate Steven infamously had sex in the shower without locking the door during a taco party last summer. Blush. Continue reading

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The Monday treat – Fresh asparagus and butter lettuce salad with almonds and mozzarella

Asparagus illustration for frssh asparagus and butter lettuce salad recipe for springMy husband and I are taking a gamble that there will be no more thunder snow, no more golf ball hail, no more ice in the watering can and frost on the windows, and have planted out some of the spring vegetables.

It’s official. This year, we have moved out of window box territory into a proper potted garden. Continue reading

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