Not entirely out of the blue, I was able to plug my fascinating fact of the week into conversation: “Did you know,†I told the assembled company, “that Pepsi Cola was originally called Brad’s Drink?†Continue reading
This Dinner Will Get You Laid – Fettuccine Alfredo with peas and pancetta and an important question; what’s in a name?
The Wednesday Tipple – a Steadier, for frazzled nerves and catastrophe
One of my first jobs was working as a runner on a hidden camera prank show. The kind where the producers convinced paintballers that they were being recruited for MI6 so the television viewing public could laugh at them.
Basically, we messed with peoples’ Karma, and we should have been prepared for the consequences. Continue reading
The Monday Treat – Chocolate Walnut Banana Cake to eat while pondering life
The cop in line in front of me at the coffee shop was in trouble: “I’m debating whether to serve you at all,†said the woman behind the counter. “You gotta apologize to me.†Continue reading
This Dinner Will Get You Laid – Profiteroles,Oscars and an unlikely celebrity haunting
As the Oscars approach, we naturally become more concerned with movies and their stars. Some of us, more literally than others. Continue reading
The Wednesday tipple – in anticipation of Oscar Night Parties
In a stunning departure from the norm, and in particular, from last year’s Oscar shame of having seen a sad total of 2 nominated movies before the awards, Jon and I took my visiting parents to see the Animated Shorts at the IFC on Saturday night. Continue reading
The Monday Treat – Bananas Foster Pancakes, Mardi Gras, Pancake Day and Bird Watching
It was a perfectly ordinary Saturday – coffee, grocery shopping, manicure – until the hawk showed up. Soaring down from the sky to perch in a tree opposite Morton Williams. Continue reading
This Dinner Will Get You Laid – Jambalaya in anticipation of Mardi Gras
As Mardi Gras approaches, thoughts turn to beads, then to breasts, and then to jambalya. Yes, sometimes I wonder about my thought processes too. Continue reading
The Wednesday Tipple – Gin Gloom Raisers for an epic telescope fail
Some days – and especially some days in February, post Valentines, with nothing but grayness and rain to look forward to for a few months – the happiness equilibrium is easily rocked and shaken. You had a bad day. Continue reading
The Monday Treat – Molten Chocolate Cakes for Valentines
With Valentine’s Day just hours away, thoughts turn inevitably to chocolate. Chocolate and horrible Valentines jokes.
For instance; What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
I’m sweet on you.
Pink Drinks for Valentines Day
I’m pretty much suggesting a re-appropriation of the celebration of romantic love for the purposes of celebrating really great girlfriends. I just think we’d have more fun. Continue reading