It’s a throw back to my childhood, but whenever I eat cherries I line up my pits on the side of my plate and count them up with the rhyme “tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor, rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief.†Apparently this is some kind of folkloric way of predicting the kind of man that you will marry. Continue reading
The Monday Treat – Cherry Clafoutis and the problems of trusting your future to cherries
Trifle for a Jubilee Party
It’s the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee, and my Mum had a busy schedule planned, full of BBQs, fireworks and street parties.  “Should be fun!!” she texts, and I send her :)s and try not to be jealous. It must be like this to be an American in London on 4th July, and say to people, “But it’s July 4th!†and for them to look back at you and say “so?†Continue reading
The Wednesday Tipple – Salty Dogs, Fleet Week and Other Nautical Musings
It’s fleet week here in NYC, which means that enormous ships are floating along side Manhattan like pods on a space ship, and bars up and down the west side are filled with men in uniforms and the gals and guys who love a man in a uniform, all having a fabulous time. Continue reading
The Monday Treat – Extremely Fancy Red White and Blue Popsicles
New York has changed me in ways that I could not have imagined. I now say “awesome†a lot more than I used to (never, in fact) and I have on more than one occasion said “super awesome!†without irony. I “take†my showers. I don’t “have†them dammit, I take them, I show them who’s boss. I enjoy pretzels, and peanut butter. I squirt my own liquid butter on my popcorn at the movies without thinking about how gross that is. Continue reading
This Dinner Will Get You Laid – Maple Marinaded Steak Sandwiches, post playing games with girls
I have a friend who lives in Brooklyn, works as a designer and collects vintage T-shirts. Like it or not, he’s what is known as a hipster, and he has the customized converse shoes to prove it. This friend took my husband out for a boys only evening of retro computer games and locally brewed beers at Barcade. Continue reading
This Dinner Will Get You Laid – Chocolate Souffle (or you could just buy her a diamond solitaire)
The other Sunday I shopped for a diamond solitaire. Platinum, Tiffany-style band, at least a carat, perfect clarity and color. I looked into the heart of the stone through a tiny magnifying glass and saw it sparkling back up at me. Continue reading
The Wednesday Tipple – Criminal Intent, Karma, and Bourbon with Spiced Apple
The thought of not being able to watch the Olympics on the BBC is making me consider turning to a life of download crime. Considering, mind, I’m not actually admitting to anything, just to be absolutely clear here. Continue reading
The Monday Treat – pot au chocolate, oreo crumbs, optional worms and a book party
It was my friend Wendy’s best friend Mary’s YA book launch yesterday, so a crowd gathered at a Soho bookstore to drink wine, listen to her reading extracts from Wuftoom, and celebrate her fabulous achievement. Continue reading